demonic-dorito:

demonic-dorito:

demonic-dorito:

Forever thinking about how when Fenris and hawke see each other for the first time after sleeping together Fenris thanks hawke for inviting him along and hawke is like ‘why wouldn’t I? no problem dude’ but Fenris thinks that question is literal and stammers out “I just… am pleased,, toSEEyou…..that’s all,” and it’s so awkward and obvious that every single companion has a reaction line to it, most of them laughing. Even Aveline teases him. He’s such a loser I love him

Varric hearing that and calling Fenris smooth qualifies as bullying, methinks

AND how when Tallis says they do wyvern hunts every year because wyverns breed quickly, Fenris has the gall to say “elves too. We’re plucky that way.” if and only if he’s romancing Hawke— even if you play the DLC before Fenris and Hawke get together permanently?? He says that for an ex that he left. What is wrong with him (affectionate)

veradragonjedi:

All the humanoid figures in the building you’re in suddenly come to life and are trying their hardest to kill you, (this means dolls, mannequins, sculptures, puppets etc but they have to be human-ish) How Screwed Are You?

I’m chilling. (there are none that i can think of)

slightly unnerved

Oh no (I could fight them off.)

OH NO! (can’t fight them off)

already dead (I live in a museum/large fashion store)

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gothhabiba:

before making a joke, be sure to ask yourself: is this O.K. to say?

Only funny to me
Kind of mean

notanarutoblogs:

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File under: even more blatant proof cis people can joke about trans people without it being at their expense